would you do these if there was a 100% chance: KISSED a ***y as hell princess, take MY million dollar bank account as a gift, marry a girl ASSasin, take YOU and your things to live in a five star resort forever, take care of your MOTHER when shes dying, shoot a raping ****ER.
if you say yes, you just did this: (look at capital words)
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”
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